The real reason I want to meet James May
Because I find him strangely attractive and want to find out how much is attraction and how much is simply strange (or can those two things never be separated?)...
What lotte123 has done in 2008
Recent stories by and about lotte123
How I met chancer
As I went into the toilets to change out of my thong and tassles I tripped over a very small man fiddling with his zipper. He mumbled something about expecting George Michael and I apologised for disappointing him. He looked downcast for a moment and then realised his night was not completely lost and offered to buy me a drink…
How I met lotte123
In a pub in Great Missenden – I was cottaging in the toilets and she was a stripper called ‘Natalie Norks’
Neither us were having much success so we pooled our meagre resources, both financial and intellectual, and discovered that we had enough of the former for two and a half drinks and a packet of crisps, and enough of the latter for two hours’ conversation.
